are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This baby is an asshole
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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