She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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