I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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