Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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