Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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