chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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