I want to stick my p in your. b.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
