I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
