I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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