just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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