? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Boobs are out for the taking
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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