She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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