Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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