Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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