my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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