So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
barbara walters just said penis...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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