Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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