Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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