Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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