I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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