its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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