I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
