spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
