Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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