He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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