"it" just moved
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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