you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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