That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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