i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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