you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Green mimosas i think yes
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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