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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I could fuck to npr.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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