i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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