Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
