why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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