Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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