Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Small penises have feelings too.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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