I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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