What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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