Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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