is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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