So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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