Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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