The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I have fence marks all over my body
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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