we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
is it fun? or sober?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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