He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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