I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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