Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
