We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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