Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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