Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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