Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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