I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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