do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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